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Intelligence Test

AAUTOFAB1

Bronze Member
SUPER Site Supporter
All but#5 and #6 and for #5 you would have to check on the laws as they may not define marriage the same now a days:whistling:
 

fubar

New member
cheatin' bastards





who writes a test like that?
some damn democrat?
piss me off!


Wouldn't be so bad but the war dept. aced it and saw my score!!

cheatin' bastards!!
 

JEV

Mr. Congeniality
GOLD Site Supporter
11/11...but that's because I've been accused here of thinking.
 

fubar

New member
Alrighty then....(cheatin' bastards)
Try this one on for size......


FIRST QUESTION:

YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE
THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN?


~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~





ANSWER : IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,
THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE
SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE!

TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,
BUT DON'T TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS
YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK?



SECOND QUESTION:
IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....?
(SCROLL DOWN)


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ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU ARE.....
WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??


YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU?


THIRD QUESTION:
VERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE:
THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.
DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR.
TRY IT.



TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30.
ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000.
NOW ADD 10. WHAT IS THE TOTAL?


SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER.....


~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~





DID YOU GET 5000?

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100...



IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!
TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT?

MAYBE YOU'LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT.... MAYBE...


FOURTH QUESTION:

MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS:
1. NANA,2. NENE,3. NINI,4. NONO, AND ???



2. WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?




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DID YOU ANSWER NUNU?


NO! OF COURSE IT ISN'T.

HER NAME IS


MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!





OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND,

I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO
REDEEM YOURSELF:





A


MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.

BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE

SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE.
NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A
PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?





~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~






IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE




HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT...

DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??

IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!




~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~















:yum::yum::yum::yum:
 

Danang Sailor

nullius in verba
GOLD Site Supporter
Alrighty then....(cheatin' bastards)
Try this one on for size......


FIRST QUESTION:

YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE
THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN?


~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~





ANSWER : IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,
THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE
SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE!

TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,
BUT DON'T TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS
YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK?



SECOND QUESTION:
IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....?
(SCROLL DOWN)


~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~







ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU ARE.....
WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??


YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU?


THIRD QUESTION:
VERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE:
THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.
DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR.
TRY IT.



TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30.
ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000.
NOW ADD 10. WHAT IS THE TOTAL?


SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER.....


~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~





DID YOU GET 5000?

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100...



IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!
TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT?

MAYBE YOU'LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT.... MAYBE...


FOURTH QUESTION:

MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS:
1. NANA,2. NENE,3. NINI,4. NONO, AND ???



2. WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?




~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~






DID YOU ANSWER NUNU?


NO! OF COURSE IT ISN'T.

HER NAME IS


MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!





OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND,

I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO
REDEEM YOURSELF:





A


MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.

BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE

SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE.
NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A
PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?





~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~






IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE




HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT...

DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??

IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!




~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~















:yum::yum::yum::yum:

Damn! Get up on the wrong side of the bed, or what? For the record, I aced this simple quiz.
 

Erik

SelfBane
Site Supporter
aced it -- and on an oval track it's pretty easy to lap the guy in last place. :D
 
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