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Waiting Period Mandated For Nerf Gun Purchases

Jim_S

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Waiting Period Mandated For Nerf Gun Purchases
December 24th, 2018

https://babylonbee.com/news/waiting...rDi-R9SyoI2EmiL7lgQemk4g4UZibqd2TIcmaaDMVzWxE

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Taking on a previously unregulated weapon, the federal government has instituted a five-day waiting period for all Nerf guns. “We decided it was time to act when we noticed how large the ammo is,” explained bureaucrat Joseph Clarkson. “The darts it fires are far larger than the average bullet, which must mean it’s a far deadlier weapon... as far as we understand things or care to understand things.”

Nerf guns use air to fire foam darts at velocities so high that, if used improperly, they could “really, really irritate someone.” Kids will often purchase Nerf guns when the urge to have fun suddenly overtakes them, but regulators hope this new waiting period will give them time to “cool-off” and “maybe decide to read a book or something instead.” In addition, the purchaser will undergo a background check to make sure he is not the sort of kid who would use the Nerf gun to “shoot a cat in the face.”

The waiting period has been a bit of a shock for last-minute shoppers. “Aw man... Come on!” commented Bradley Nelson, hoping to buy a Nerf gun for his son in time for Christmas. He instead bought his son “yet more Legos I hope I don’t step on.”
 

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Buy these quickly, along with all the ammo you can get your hands on! Pelosi and Schumer are aware of this loophole and have prepared Nerf Control legislation they intend to introduce when Congress reconvenes on January 5th! Contact your legislators immediately!
 
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