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Deep Thoughts.

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
Some deep thoughts for those who take life way to seriously.


1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like . . night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers

4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese in the trap.

10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

15. OK, . . So what's the speed of dark?

16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

17. Hard work pays off in the future Laziness pays off now.

18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what
happened.

25. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

26. Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of
jalapeno's. What you do today, might burn your behind tomorrow.

:yum::yum::yum:
 

Lia

Banned
Some deep thoughts for those who take life way to seriously.


1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. :sad:

2. A day without sunshine is like . . night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers

4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. Er… below average what?

7. He who laughs last thinks slowest. Positioned wrongly, this is actually #1. *laughs hysterically*

8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese in the trap. eewww!! Ouch! ://

10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Oh man! *thinks*Where was I last night?*

12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. Ain’t that the truth!

13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. Easy peasy, here’s a beer!

15. OK, . . So what's the speed of dark?

16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

17. Hard work pays off in the future Laziness pays off now.

18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? :unsure:

20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? You come out swinging?

22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. :doh:

23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what
happened.



Ok, so I missed a few..! :tongue:


 

muleman

Gone But Not Forgotten
GOLD Site Supporter
Hey Galvi if you pull your head out of your*** the thoughts won't seem so deep!:yum::yum::yum:
 

ghautz

Bronze Member
Site Supporter
Number 15 touches on a topic that has puzzled great minds for a long time. This scientific essay mentions the problem (I don't remember where I found it. Maybe it was here. At any rate it won't be the first repeat in this forum):

For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light; they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers.

The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove that dark has mass and is heavier than light.

First, the basis of the Dark Sucker Theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. For example, take the Dark Sucker in the room you are in. There is much less dark right next to it than there is elsewhere. The larger the Dark Sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark Suckers in the parking lot have a much greater capacity to suck dark than the ones in this room.

So with all things, Dark Suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck. This is proven by the dark spot on a full Dark Sucker.

A candle is a primitive Dark Sucker. A new candle has a white wick. You can see that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the dark that has been sucked into it. If you put a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, it will turn black. This is because it got in the way of the dark flowing into the candle. One of the disadvantages of these primitive Dark Suckers is their limited range.

There are also portable Dark Suckers. In these, the bulbs can't handle all the dark by themselves and must be aided by a Dark Storage Unit. When the Dark Storage Unit is full, it must be either emptied or replaced before the portable Dark Sucker can operate again.

Dark has mass. When dark goes into a Dark Sucker, friction from the mass generates heat. Thus, it is not wise to touch an operating Dark Sucker. Candles present a special problem as the mass must travel into a solid wick instead of through clear glass. This generates a great amount of heat and therefore it's not wise to touch an operating candle.

Also, dark is heavier than light. If you were to swim just below the surface of the lake, you would see a lot of light. If you were to slowly swim deeper and deeper, you would notice it getting darker and darker. When you get really deep, you would be in total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the lake and the lighter light floats at the top. This is why it is called light.

Finally, we must prove that dark is faster than light. If you were to stand in a lit room in front of a closed, dark closet, and slowly opened the closet door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet. But since dark is so fast, you would not be able to see the dark leave the closet.

Next time you see an electric bulb, remember that it is a Dark Sucker.
 

Lia

Banned
Number 15 touches on a topic that has puzzled great minds for a long time. This scientific essay mentions the problem (I don't remember where I found it. Maybe it was here. At any rate it won't be the first repeat in this forum):

For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light; they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers...

...The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove that dark has mass and is heavier than light.
fast, you would not be able to see the dark leave the closet.

Next time you see an electric bulb, remember that it is a Dark Sucker.


Strangely enuff, I think you might have something here... :ermm::unsure:

Now, hands up all those who read it right thro to the end! :whistling:
 

Cowboy

Wait for it.
GOLD Site Supporter
Interesting , Actually the first post I,ve seen that has suck or sucker in it 20 times or more without any mention of politicians :whistling:
 
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