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This household charges $50 a minute to listen to sales pitches, religious messages or fund raising stories.
THIS IS PAYABLE IN ADVANCE
By knocking on my door, you’re showing your agreement to my terms!
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i'm Catholic-- & despise women clad of gloves & fancy garb that knock bearing preaching & pamphlets, that cannot get that i'm not, by any means, switching to their systems of beliefs-- i'll say so, kindly, yet they knock again, telling me this/that, as i'll be pushing/locking stuff shut--
scat!! i'm busy & i'm so not not game--
lemme be!!
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Invite the Mormons in for a beer or a cup of coffee
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Have a friend lay down on sidewalk. Draw outline in chalk. Splash some red paint or dye around. Scatter some pamphlets. No more door knockers.
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Invite the Mormons in for a beer or a cup of coffee
Or a seventh day Adventist for a steak bbq.


Or discuss your sore back with a Christian Scientist.
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Or a seventh day Adventist for a steak bbq.
Or, if you're Jewish, invite them in to vacuum your floors, do your laundry and dishes, or whatever other chores that need doing. When they balk, remind them that their religion teaches that the residents of Heaven are 144,000 male Jews (and their families); everyone else who makes it there will be the servants of those Jews! Even if they make it to Heaven the best they can expect is to hustle my iced tea and burgers. Forever.

It's amazing how few of these True Believers want to begin Heavenly Basic Training; a total of Zero to date. Even more amazing is how few have read their own literature enough to understand that the info above is actually doctrine codified in their books!

(I'm afraid my short 'doorway talks' may have caused some defections once these acolytes have actually researched my claims.)
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