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Old 03-01-2018, 10:55 AM
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Default Your Yearly Dementia Test (only 4 questions this year!)

Your Yearly Dementia Test (only 4 questions this year!) Ė Have fun.

Yep, it's that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test.

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.
As we grow older, itís important to keep mentally alert.
If you donít use it, you will lose it !!!

Here is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to your last test.
Some may think it is too easy, but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.

Take this test to determine if youíre losing it or not.


The spaces below are so you donít see the answers until youíve answered.

OK, RELAX, clear your mind and begin.


#1. What do you put in a toaster ?




Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast', just give up now and go do something else.

And, try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question #2.

# 2. Say 'silk' ten times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink ?



Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question.

Your brain is already over-stressed and may even overheat.

Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Women's Weekly or Auto World.

However, if you did say 'water', proceed to Question #3.

# 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from ?





Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.

If you said 'green bricks', why are you still reading this ???PLEASE, go lie down !

But, if you said 'glass,' go on to Question #4.

# 4. Please do not use a calculator for this for it would be cheating.

You are driving a bus from Sudbury to Ottawa.

In Verner, 17 people (half the town) got on the bus.

In Sturgeon Falls, 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.

In North Bay, 2 people get off and 4 get on.

In Mattawa, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.

In Deep River, 3 people get off and 5 people get on.

And, in Pembroke, 6 people get off and 3 get on.

You then arrive at the Ottawa bus station.

Without going back to review, how old is the bus driver ?








Answer: Oh, for crying out loud !

Don't you remember your own age?!?! It was YOU driving the bus!

If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.

P.S. 95% of people fail most of the questions!
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Calves are (baby) cows and drink milk. Cows don't just produce it for your cornflakes you know!
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-nothing-- mine's a-piece-o-chit
-h2o-- adult ones, anyhow--
-got that 1, too
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