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The Good, Bad and Ugly

thcri

Gone But Not Forgotten
THE GOOD, BAD AND UGLY

Good : Your wife is pregnant.
Bad : It's triplets.

Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago.


Good : Your wife's not talking to you
Bad : She wants a divorce.

Ugly : She's a lawyer.


Good : Your son is finally maturing.
Bad : He's involved with the women next door.

Ugly : So are you.


Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.

Bad : You find several por
n movies hidden there.

Ugly : You're in them.


Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills.

Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them.


Good : Your husband understands fashion.

Bad : He's a cross-dresser.

Ugly : He looks better than you.


Good : You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.

Bad : She keeps interrupting.

Ugly : With corrections


Good : Your son is dating someone new.

Bad : It's another man.

Ugly : He's your best friend.


Good : Your daughter got a new job.
Bad : As a hooker.

Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.

Way ugly : She makes more money than you do





 
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