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Chicken or the egg

jimbo

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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
 
pirate_girl

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luvs

luvs

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yep. cocks often come first~ if the hens let 'em before she shows him she was first, multiple times
 
pirate_girl

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luvs said:
yep. cocks often come first~ if the hens let 'em before she shows him she was first, multiple times
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Aubrey!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

***screaming with laughter***... running to the bathroom for a kleenex!
 
pirate_girl

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I am seriously wiping tears from my eyes.
Aubs, you've cracked me up!
Time I hit the hay LOL
:D ;)
 
Kane

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Don't hit me, gals, but it reminds me of another old joke.

Q: Why do women fake orgasms?

A: Because they think men care.
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luvs

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lollie, hehe. so glad u got a laugh from that!

kane, sheer jealousy, i say! guys have a refactory period & can't have 5 in a row like us ladies. weeee can have multiples, w/ your luggage or sans it~ the bathtub faucet isn't meant for bathing only. i fake only when i wanna get him away so i can find pleasures in the tub. or from items the guy bought me :w00t2:
 
luvs

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i don't get it. don't care to, tho. turkeys 'er either dinner or kiddos. i'm neither. by far.
 
luvs

luvs

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oh. spring chix like me look beyond the 'ol turkeys- we prefer the cocks
 
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I had eggs for breakfast and chicken for dinner. I believe it's settled. :)
 
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