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Gone But Not Forgotten
A good looking man walked into an agent's office
in Hollywood and said, "I want to be a movie
star."
Tall, handsome, and with experience on Broadway, he
had the right credentials. The agent asked, "What's
your name?"
The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."
The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in
order to get into Hollywood , you are going to have
to change your name."
"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is
centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather
by changing my name. Not ever."
The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for
years...you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a
name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you
will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able
to represent you."
"So be it! I guess we will not do business
together," the guy said and he left the agent's
office.
FIVE YEARS LATER......The agent opens an envelope
sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter
and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck,
who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the
letter enclosed...
Dear Sir,
Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to
become an actor in Hollywood , you told me I needed
to change my name. Determined to make it with my
God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I
would never make it in Hollywood with a name like
Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I
thought about what you said. I decided you were
right. I had to change my name. I had too much
pride to return to your office, so I signed with
another agent. I would never have made it without
changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token
of my appreciation.
Thank you for your advice.
Sincerely,
Dick van Dyke
Oh Jeez did I really post this
in Hollywood and said, "I want to be a movie
star."
Tall, handsome, and with experience on Broadway, he
had the right credentials. The agent asked, "What's
your name?"
The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."
The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in
order to get into Hollywood , you are going to have
to change your name."
"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is
centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather
by changing my name. Not ever."
The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for
years...you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a
name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you
will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able
to represent you."
"So be it! I guess we will not do business
together," the guy said and he left the agent's
office.
FIVE YEARS LATER......The agent opens an envelope
sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter
and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck,
who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the
letter enclosed...
Dear Sir,
Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to
become an actor in Hollywood , you told me I needed
to change my name. Determined to make it with my
God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I
would never make it in Hollywood with a name like
Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I
thought about what you said. I decided you were
right. I had to change my name. I had too much
pride to return to your office, so I signed with
another agent. I would never have made it without
changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token
of my appreciation.
Thank you for your advice.
Sincerely,
Dick van Dyke
Oh Jeez did I really post this