Have some legal estate matters to take care of in Poland.
So, our marriage needs to be recognized in Poland in order to finalize everything, since my wife uses my last name.
First step, visit cook county clerk's office to get certified copies of our marriage license and my birth certificate. Was expecting a dmv type wait. Walked in the door, walked up to the open window, and within 2 whole minutes, was out of there.
Wow.
Next step was to go downtown Chicago to the Secretary of States office there to get those documents certified via appostile. Found 17 north state after walking past it once, up to room 1010, and within ten minutes it was all done.
So, wtf is wrong with government these days, this should have taken at least two trips and a hotel stay.
And now it's time for frozen raspberry margaritas....