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A Fart!!

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Pigtails

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A fart is a pleasant thing,

It gives the belly ease,

It warms the bed in winter,

And suffocates the fleas.





A fart can be quiet,

A fart can be loud,

Some leave a powerful,

Poisonous cloud





A fart can be short,

Or a fart can be long,

Some farts have been known

To sound like a song.....





A fart can create

A most curious medley,

A fart can be harmless,

Or silent , and deadly.





A fart might not smell,

While others are vile,

A fart may pass quickly,


Or linger a while......




A fart can occur

In a number of places,

And leave everyone there,

With strange looks on their faces.





From wide-open prairie,

To small elevators,

A fart will find all of

Us sooner or later.




But farts are all bad,

Is simply not true -

We must never forget.......

Sweet old farts like you!





Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?
 
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