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coming home drunk ....

Doc

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Jill was in bed with a man who was not her husband and the heat was
up high. All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs.

"Oh my God, your husband is home. What am I going to do?"

"Aw, just stay in bed with me. He's probably so drunk, he ain't gonna
notice you here with me."

The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful than
the thought of getting caught in bed with Jill, so he trusted her
advice. Sure enough, Jill's husband came crawling into bed and as he
pulled the covers over him, he pulled the blankets, exposing six feet.

"Honey!" he yelled, "What the heck is going on? I see six feet at the
end of the bed."

"Dear, you're so drunk, you can't count. If you don't believe me,
count them again."

The husband got out of bed, and counted, "One, two, three, four... By
gosh, you're right dear," as he stumbled back into bed.
 
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