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FrancSevin

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And We Thought Chasin' Columbian Hookers Was a Dumb idea!

I'm so sorry for bringing this PETTY POINT to light but nobody can makethis shit up.:yum::yum::yum:


Secret Service Buys Fleet Of Tractors To Protect Obama

Posted on June 17, 2013 by Conservative Byte

Are we really this incompetent or just totally stupid? Somehow these must be a gift for someone.
Check it out:
SECRET Service spooks are disguising themselves as FARMERS to protect Barack Obama from terrorist threats at the G8 summit.
They have even bought a fleet of TRACTORS ahead of the US President’s arrival in Northern Ireland tomorrow for the two-day meeting.
The agents’ plan is to pose as local farmers in the sprawling fields around the five-star lakeside hotel complex hosting the huge event.
But locals near the Lough Erne resort reckon it will not take any potential terrorists long to spot the spooks — as their sparkling tractors are all brand new.
One said: “They reckon the vehicles will let them patrol the fields around the hotel unnoticed — but they’ll stick out like sore thumbs.
“It’s comedy gold really, like something out of Father Ted.”




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YES, THEY ARE THAT STUPID. BUT THEY HOLD THE BADGES AND SOON,,,IF THEY HAVE THEIR WAY,,,,,ALL THE GUNS.
 
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Jim_S

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Barack O'Farmer

Barack O'Farmer

Secret Service drive TRACTORS to guard the
President at G8 summit in Northern Ireland

SECRET Service spooks are disguising themselves as FARMERS to protect Barack Obama from terrorist threats at the G8 summit.

They have even bought a fleet of TRACTORS ahead of the US President’s arrival in Northern Ireland tomorrow for the two-day meeting.

The agents’ plan is to pose as local farmers in the sprawling fields around the five-star lakeside hotel complex hosting the huge event.

But locals near the Lough Erne resort reckon it will not take any potential terrorists long to spot the spooks — as their sparkling tractors are all brand new.

One said: “They reckon the vehicles will let them patrol the fields around the hotel unnoticed — but they’ll stick out like sore thumbs.

“It’s comedy gold really, like something out of Father Ted.”

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4970708/Secret-Service-tractors-protect-Obama-G8.html
 

Jim_S

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Re: And We Thought Chasin' Columian Hookers Was a Dumb iIea!

Threads merged.

Sorry about the dup. For some reason I didn't associate tractors at the G8 summit with Columbian hookers! :yum: :yum:
 

FrancSevin

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Re: And We Thought Chasin' Columian Hookers Was a Dumb iIea!

Threads merged.

Sorry about the dup. For some reason I didn't associate tractors at the G8 summit with Columbian hookers! :yum: :yum:
Jim, with this administration, nothing is normal and nothing is a surprise!
 

FrancSevin

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So, with all the sequestor crap, whyd didn't they at least buy used tractors? Stupid as the whole idea is, that would have at lest beenless conspicouis.

I'll bet every farmer in Ireland is coverring his rig with grease and dirt this week.:yum::whistling:
 

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And what are they going to do with these brand, spanking new tractors when the G8 is over? I guess they're going to leave them parked in the field for the farmer to use as payment for gaining access to his land.

You know, tractors, armored cars, billions od rounds of ammunition, spy cameras in serving trays, line dancing lessons are just symptoms of what is wrong with our government, no oversight, responsibility or accountability.

Many years ago a guy in our company was caught fiddling hundreds of dollars on his expense reports. He was called in to his supervisor's office and asked to explain it. When he couldn't, he was terminated on the spot. When he opened the door to his supervisor's office there were two security personnel there to escort him to his office to pick up his personal belongings and march him out the front door. That was it, over and done with, no paid leave or any BS like that, just pssst, you're gone.

Somebody needs to start firing people and watch them all snap back into line.
 

FrancSevin

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And what are they going to do with these brand, spanking new tractors when the G8 is over? I guess they're going to leave them parked in the field for the farmer to use as payment for gaining access to his land.

You know, tractors, armored cars, billions od rounds of ammunition, spy cameras in serving trays, line dancing lessons are just symptoms of what is wrong with our government, no oversight, responsibility or accountability.

Many years ago a guy in our company was caught fiddling hundreds of dollars on his expense reports. He was called in to his supervisor's office and asked to explain it. When he couldn't, he was terminated on the spot. When he opened the door to his supervisor's office there were two security personnel there to escort him to his office to pick up his personal belongings and march him out the front door. That was it, over and done with, no paid leave or any BS like that, just pssst, you're gone.

Somebody needs to start firing people and watch them all snap back into line.


Everything we complain about is just symptomatic of what is the underlying problem.
There is really only one thing wrong with our government.
IT IS WAY TOO BIG!
 

300 H and H

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So, with all the sequestor crap, whyd didn't they at least buy used tractors? Stupid as the whole idea is, that would have at lest beenless conspicouis.

I'll bet every farmer in Ireland is coverring his rig with grease and dirt this week.:yum::whistling:

I think John Deere had some thing to do with this, their marketing department if nothing else....New JD Green paint that screams USA. Though the smaller tractors pictured are made in Germany I think..:whistling:

Regards, Kirk
 

Catavenger

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They could RENT a few old tractors . . . oh wait that would make to much sense. I suppose the dips are wearing suits while they are out in the fields on the shiny new tractors?
 

Jim_S

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They could RENT a few old tractors . . . oh wait that would make to much sense. I suppose the dips are wearing suits while they are out in the fields on the shiny new tractors?

It's too hard to round up used tractors. Much easier to make one phone call and order new.

They know to ditch the suits. They will wear brand new shiny bib overalls, a new straw hat and spit shined boots! :yum:

Jim
 

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Michelles room is $3,300 a night, entire trip $5.2 million!

Michelle Obama's Dublin hotel room costs $3,300 per night (Photos)

President Barack Obama took the entire family – First Lady Michelle and First Daughters Malia and Sasha – with him to Europe for the G8 Summit being held this week, according to the Daily Mail and host of other national and international media outlets reporting on Sunday. The foursome landed at Aldergrove International Airport near Belfast in Northern Ireland. The cost of the two-day trip is estimated to be more than $5.2 million based on projections arrived at from their $2.6 million one-day excursion the Obamas took two years ago.

More at:
http://www.examiner.com/article/michelle-obama-s-dublin-hotel-room-costs-3-300-per-night
 

FrancSevin

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Next up we have $60 to $100 Million dollars for a "trip" to Africa.????

Let's put that number into perspective shall we? Ya'll remember now, GWB is the evil dumkoff who fouled up everything. Will dumbnuts George dallied in aid to Africa. GWB spent $75 million over five years to reverse the plague of AIDS in that contitnent. Obama is spending more than that on a two week vacation there.

Yeah! It's that much money! Ridiculous doesn't even begin,,,,,,,,:hammer:

More on the GW Bush Legacy in Africa.
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politic...-legacy-on-africa-wins-praise-even-from-foes/
 

Danang Sailor

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This really IS a stupid plan - if it can even be called a plan. Columbian hookers at least made some sense, but this ...
idiocy in both conception and execution!

And in all probability, no one will even be there to test their Theory of Farmer Surveillance.
 

BigAl

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This kinda reminds me of that old sitcom song ...

"Green Acres is the place for me ""!!!!
 
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