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Things you didn't know about Sarah Palin . . .

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With John McCain’s pick of Sarah Palin as the VP candidate, it’s important that we get to know a bit more about her. Her are some little known facts about our next Vice President.

  • Sarah Palin used to wrestle kodiak bears in Alaskan bare knuckles fight clubs.
  • Sarah Palin once bagged a caribou by staring it down until it died. :brows:
  • Sarah Palin turned down a job as skipper of a Deadliest Catch boat because it wasn’t challenging enough
  • Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it’s in their interest to jump into the boat.
  • Sarah Palin once guided Santa’s sleigh through an Alaskan blizzard with the light from her smile.:biggrin:
  • Chuck Norris wishes he was Sarah Palin trapped in a man’s body.
  • Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting for yeti pelts with a slingshot.
  • Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper’s body because she threw him from the plane. :rolf2:
  • The Northern Lights are really just the reflection from Sarah Palin’s eys.
  • The raw energy of Sarah Palin melts the Alaskan ice roads every spring.
  • We don’t know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they’ve never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin.
  • Alaska is the 49th state solely because they knew even before she was born that Sarah Palin would never finish last.
  • Global Warming doesn’t kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does - usually with her bare hands.
  • Three of Sarah Palin’s five kids came out sideways - she never flinched. :whistling:
  • Sarah Palin’s hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps.
  • It’s not raining in DC. Those are God’s tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.
  • Without her glasses, looking deep into Sarah Palin’s eyes will blind you with the beauty of the tundra sun.
  • Sarah Palin’s brain is three times the size of Joe Biden’s. It’s science.

But to be fair to the Democrats, I was able to find out this one about Joe Biden:
  • Joe Biden has corduroy pillows so he can make headlines.
 
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Deadly Sushi said:
I dont think this stuff is true. :unsure:
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Sushi, you are from Illinois, you've been spoon fed the pap from Daily and Blogo for so long you wouldn't know the truth if a Saluki jumped up and bit you on the nose!
 
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Deadly Sushi said:
I dont think this stuff is true. :unsure:
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OK a true one [according to wikipedia anyway] for you Sushi: she smoked wackyweed and doesn't deny it.

While I can see no intelligent [not getting into medical controversy here] reason to smoke wackyweed, after Clinton claimed to "have not inhaled" I said I'd like to vote for someone once who actually admitted to it if they did.
 
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Sushi, you are from Illinois, you've been spoon fed the pap from Daily and Blogo for so long you wouldn't know the truth if a Saluki jumped up and bit you on the nose!
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Mayor DALEY and Blogo are boneheads! Blogo is a bigger one. Daley is just a corrupt jerk. And YOU think I listen to any of that shit? Of ALL the people. Yeeesh.
 
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Sushi, I'm still waiting for you to top either Bob's "factoids" or the one I pulled from wiki. I was out working on the tractor for three hours and still nothing?
 
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Well one thing's for damn sure.
She's got more executive experience than Obama and Biden put together.
;)
 
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B_Skurka said:
With John McCain’s pick of Sarah Palin as the VP candidate, it’s important that we get to know a bit more about her. Her are some little known facts about our next Vice President.

  • Sarah Palin used to wrestle kodiak bears in Alaskan bare knuckles fight clubs.
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Holy Smokes! Skurka made a Sushi thread!
 
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Spiffy1 said:
OK a true one [according to wikipedia anyway] for you Sushi: she smoked wackyweed and doesn't deny it.

While I can see no intelligent [not getting into medical controversy here] reason to smoke wackyweed, after Clinton claimed to "have not inhaled" I said I'd like to vote for someone once who actually admitted to it if they did.
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Supposedly when asked about this she made the staement " I'm not going to pull a Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled ".
 
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fogtender said:
Yeah, that last pillow part was kind of a fib...
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You're right, I made that last one up. Even with a corduroy pillow, Biden can't make headlines :yum:

However, the Chuck Norris parts are true, he said so :thumb:
 
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mtwaterguy said:
Supposedly when asked about this she made the staement " I'm not going to pull a Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled ".
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For a number of years, it was legal to have up to three ouches for your own personal use. So to many, that is a mute point. But somewhere that law was removed, but I think they "forgot" to make it illegal too.... but can't remember why...
 
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Like I just told someone in a PM, I'm waiting for the nude photos to surface or the clip of her on 'Girls Gone Wild'! :rolf2:
 
Bobcat

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Sarah Heath - Sportscaster!

I guess this will have to do for now...Sarah Palin (Heath), sportscaster!

Try to ignore the '80s 'doo.:rolleyes:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bza63nnqiKA"]YouTube - From news anchor to vice presidential nominee[/ame]
 
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So....how long did it take you to make that one? :poke:



added a link to your site I see...cool.
 
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Here are a few more fun FACTS about Sarah Palin

  • Sarah Palin does not have 5 kids, she actually has 7. Their names are Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig, Chuck Norris, and Jack Bauer.
  • The Russians sold Alaska to America because Sarah Palin would not submit to autocracy.
  • The Arctic Circle runs through Alaska so the Sun can have some relief from Sarah Palin's bright glare.
  • Sarah Palin is allowed first dibs on Alaskan wolfpack kills.
  • Sarah Palin is so pro-life that she personally hog-tied two reps from Planned Parenthood who came knocking at her door.
  • It's not raining in DC. Those are God's tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.
  • Sarah Palin's hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps.
  • Sarah Palin is the "other" whom Yoda spoke about.
  • Sarah Palin's presence in the lower 48 means the Arctic ice cap can finally return.
  • Sarah Palin fired Jack Bauer because he was too soft in dealing with terrorists.
  • Sarah Palin's pageant career ended early so other women could have a chance.
  • Sarah Palin's son Track is going to Iraq after the Surge, because a Palin during the Surge would have been unfair.
  • Sarah Palin wears glasses lest her uncontrollable optic blasts slaughter everyone. (X-Men reference)
  • Sarah Palin actually has Big Foot in her freezer.
  • Sarah Palin gave a speech in Texas after her water broke before flying home to Alaska to give birth. (Actually true)
  • Sarah Palin doesn't need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
  • Sarah Palin once spilled coffee on Joe Biden & one of his $400 ties from Pink.
  • Sarah Palin keeps her hair in a beehive to hide her ninja weaponry.
  • Sarah Palin will personally open a homemade can of whoopa** on Ahmadinejad, Putin, and Chavez as soon as she's done making mooseburgers for her kids.
  • A grizzly bear once tried to stare down Sarah Palin. Once.
  • Sarah Palin will send Joe Biden a pre-debate cheat sheet. The sheet will have tips on defending against KungFu Death Grip.
  • Sarah Palin became governor because five children left her with too much spare energy.
  • Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity's war against the machines. (Terminator reference)
  • Global Warming doesn't kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does. Generally with her bare hands.
  • Sarah Palin got Tom Brady pregnant, and then left him.
  • Sarah Palin killed and ate the Grizzly Man.
  • Sarah Palin killed and ate Frank Murkowski.
  • Sarah Palin once won the Iditarod without any dogs. She simply willed the sled to victory.
  • Sarah Palin wears half the makeup that John Edwards wears and still looks like twice the woman he does.

Oh, and I found something interesting about Joe Biden
  • Uh sorry, no I didn't. He's just boring.
 
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Oh, and I found something interesting about Joe Biden

[*]Uh sorry, no I didn't. He's just boring.

Well , I did . He's an interesting speaker :rolf2:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN5khF2i2ek"]YouTube - Has Joe Biden been drinkin?[/ame]
 
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This sums it up . . .
 

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