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Talk To A Bartender.

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
Ever since i was a child,i have always had a fear of someone under my bed at night,so i went to a shrink and told him i have got problems.

Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'
'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

'I'll sleep on it,' I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money...!

A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now...!'

FORGET THE SHRINKS..
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!


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Doc

Bottoms Up
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:yum: :yum: Good one Galvi.

(does it bother you to be so much closer to the floor now?)
 
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