im friggin cryingA husband went and bought his wife a sexy new negligee. They put it in a nice gift box at the store. When he got home, his wife had been cleaning house and she was all dirty. She was thrilled about the new nighty.
She laid it down on the kitchen table and threw a big kiss on her hubby. Then she said "I'm gonna go get a shower and clean up. I'll meet you in 20 minutes in the bedroom!".
VaVaVaVoom! thought her husband.
When she was through showering in the bathroom, it dawned on her that she left the negligee on the kitchen table. She then proceeded to tip toe down the hall way, totally nude, past the bedroom to go get the nighty. When she passed the bedroom door, He husband glanced up from where he was lying on the bed. He said with a start "Damn! They could have at least ironed that thing before they boxed it."
That's when the fight started.