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I'm reasonably new here and can't find where to put jokes. One of my huntnbuds sent me this one today.

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and, I have some bad news”

The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first”.

The lawyer says: “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $10 million”.

The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”

The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you fucking your secretary”.
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The Agony of Aging

On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended
I stopped in to visit my aging friend.
He was busy covering his private parts with black shoe polish.
I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".
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Good one. I'll have to share that one.
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Eating out your lady is like driving a car.
You may run into the asshole in front of you.
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