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Penis Van Lesbian

thcri

Gone But Not Forgotten
A good looking man walked into an agent's office

in Hollywood and said, "I want to be a movie

star."

Tall, handsome, and with experience on Broadway, he

had the right credentials. The agent asked, "What's

your name?"

The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."

The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in

order to get into Hollywood , you are going to have

to change your name."

"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is

centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather

by changing my name. Not ever."

The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for

years...you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a

name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you

will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able

to represent you."

"So be it! I guess we will not do business

together," the guy said and he left the agent's

office.

FIVE YEARS LATER......The agent opens an envelope

sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter

and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck,

who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the

letter enclosed...

Dear Sir,

Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to

become an actor in Hollywood , you told me I needed

to change my name. Determined to make it with my

God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I

would never make it in Hollywood with a name like

Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I

thought about what you said. I decided you were

right. I had to change my name. I had too much

pride to return to your office, so I signed with

another agent. I would never have made it without

changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token

of my appreciation.

Thank you for your advice.

Sincerely,

































































































Dick van Dyke









Oh Jeez did I really post this :hide:
 
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