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Old 05-18-2006, 05:34 PM
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Default THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!!!

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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.

I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"...

Blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him the puzzle spread over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then Turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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Good one Janelle. I'd guess your blonde. The best blonde jokes always seem to come from blondes.
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Actually I am only blond at heart. I am a natural red head .
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Redheads are hotter than Blondes.
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Actually I am only blond at heart. I am a natural red head .
....that would've been my next guess.
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Actually I am only blond at heart. I am a natural red head .
Are there any unnatural red heads???????
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