Take 1 drink every time Trump says something stupid
Take 1 drink every time Trump ends his point with "believe me"
Take 1 drink every time Clinton says something stupid
Take 1 drink if Clinton falls down, her eyes cross, or she coughs
Take 2 drinks every time Lester Holt throws out a 'softball' question
Take 3 drinks every time Lester Holt shows any bias toward either candidate
If you are NOT sober after the first 30 minutes of the debate then consider yourself to be a sane adult
Take 1 drink every time Trump ends his point with "believe me"
Take 1 drink every time Clinton says something stupid
Take 1 drink if Clinton falls down, her eyes cross, or she coughs
Take 2 drinks every time Lester Holt throws out a 'softball' question
Take 3 drinks every time Lester Holt shows any bias toward either candidate
If you are NOT sober after the first 30 minutes of the debate then consider yourself to be a sane adult