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All The Other States Beg California To Add Them To Travel Ban

Jim_S

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All The Other States Beg California To Add Them To Travel Ban
September 17th, 2019

https://babylonbee.com/news/all-the-other-states-clamoring-to-get-added-to-californias-travel-ban/

U.S.—After California added Iowa to its growing list of states to which the government will not fund trips, all the other states began clamoring to get added to this ban list.

"Wait---there's a way to get Californian politicians banned from traveling here? Where do we sign up?" said one state legislator in Georgia. "Is there a waiting list? Wait---all we have to do is refuse to fund gender transition surgeries!?! That's amazing!"

While just eleven states are currently on the list, dozens more are applying. Soon, almost every state except Oregon and New York will be on the list, and peace and utopia will break out across the nation as CA politicians will no longer be able to go there and say weird things and do even dumber things.

The states were disappointed to learn that the ban didn't include all Californians, but they said banning just the politicians was a good start, since they're the ones who ruined the state to begin with.
 

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m1west

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All The Other States Beg California To Add Them To Travel Ban
September 17th, 2019

https://babylonbee.com/news/all-the-other-states-clamoring-to-get-added-to-californias-travel-ban/

U.S.—After California added Iowa to its growing list of states to which the government will not fund trips, all the other states began clamoring to get added to this ban list.

"Wait---there's a way to get Californian politicians banned from traveling here? Where do we sign up?" said one state legislator in Georgia. "Is there a waiting list? Wait---all we have to do is refuse to fund gender transition surgeries!?! That's amazing!"

While just eleven states are currently on the list, dozens more are applying. Soon, almost every state except Oregon and New York will be on the list, and peace and utopia will break out across the nation as CA politicians will no longer be able to go there and say weird things and do even dumber things.

The states were disappointed to learn that the ban didn't include all Californians, but they said banning just the politicians was a good start, since they're the ones who ruined the state to begin with.

I live here, I came here in the 80's it was normal then. It all happened in the 90's although California is always in the spot light because the leadership can't shut up. But the facts are now every state in the union has a California in the form of a major city. Just to name a few. Illinois- Chicago. Colorado- Denver Texas- Austin New York- New York city. Washington- Seattle. Oregon-Portland. Michigan-Detroit Every major city with a college is California and it looks to be happening in Canada too.. I live in a rural area, no sanctuary , no bums and no needles.The only thing you can do now is reside in a rural area and fight tooth and nail to keep it out. Marty
 
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