The Lie Clock
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> A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
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> He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
> St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
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> "Oh,' said the man, "whose clock is that?"
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> "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
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> "Incredible,' said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
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> St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
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> "Where's Obama's clock?" asked the man.
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> "Obama's clock is in Jesus' office . . . . He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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> A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
>
> He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
> St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
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> "Oh,' said the man, "whose clock is that?"
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> "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
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> "Incredible,' said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
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> St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
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> "Where's Obama's clock?" asked the man.
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> "Obama's clock is in Jesus' office . . . . He's using it as a ceiling fan."
