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Damn Underwear Thread

thcri

Gone But Not Forgotten
Since I couldn't post my underwear thread on TBN, well I did but it got deleted before more than two people could read it I thought maybe now I could see where it would have went.

I don't understand the kids today. Boxers are fine with me, don't have a problem with them it is just the way they wear them, pants wrapped down around their knees and boxes way up. Even the women are showing their underpants. I don't understand why or what the reason is and it seems to be getting worse as the days go by. I stay out of the malls.

So are whitey tities on their way out??

murph
 

DaveNay

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I saw the title of this topic, and I though you were going to say you had some kind of problem with a thread in your underwear. :moon: Maybe the thread was coming loose and got all knotted up in something. :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


Oh yeah....COMMANDO!!!! :coolshade:coolshade:coolshade

Dave
 

Melensdad

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We have a dress policy that requires people to wear their pants around their waist. I don't get the whole concept of wearing their pants below their crotch and their underwear just high enough to cover the parts that should not show. It can't be comfortable, it is not practical, and if someone showed up to pick my daughter up for a date looking like that they would be buried out back somewhere:rolleyes:
 

thcri

Gone But Not Forgotten
B_Skurka said:
it is not practical, and if someone showed up to pick my daughter up for a date looking like that they would be buried out back somewhere:rolleyes:

Bob that is a good one, I will tell my daughter the same.
 

Junkman

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When we see the kids with the baggy pants come into the stores, we immediately bring out the security patrol to watch them. Many times they are the modern day shoplifters. It has gotten to be such a problem with the police comming to pick them up, that the local police department has put up a sign saying "Shoplifters get a free ride in a police car." "Total rides to date... 27"
 

johnday

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So are whitey tities on their way out??

murph
On their way out? Man, I haven't worn underwear forever. :eek: Checkout the John and Brian thread. Wouldn't be caught dead in a pair of panties. :tiphat:
 
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Dargo

Like a bad penny...
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B_Skurka said:
... if someone showed up to pick my daughter up for a date looking like that they would be buried out back somewhere:rolleyes:

Now lets not go giving someone ideas to go probing in my back yard.:whistle:
 

BoneheadNW

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thcri said:
Boxers are fine with me, don't have a problem with them it is just the way they wear them, pants wrapped down around their knees and boxes way up. Even the women are showing their underpants. I don't understand why or what the reason is and it seems to be getting worse as the days go by. I stay out of the malls.

So are whitey tities on their way out??

murph

Everytime I see someone (not)wearing their pants that way I am so tempted to grab their shorts from behind and YANK them up their slot load! :coolshade

As for staying out of malls, murph, you are either not married or you have some pre-nup that allows you to stay out. Either way, you are most fortunate!
Bonehead on Massive Caffine :tiphat:
 

JimR

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I don't mind the women wearing their underwear down around their knees. As long as they have the body for it. :):):):):) As for the whitey tighties. I still wear them and couldn't see wearing the loosey goosies up on roofs and flying around ladders and trees and buildings all day long. I'm afraid I'd go home with a high voice after being de-balled by accident.:smileywac:smileywac:smileywac:smileywac:smileywac
 

Wannafish

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"On their way out? Man, I haven't worn underwear forever."

Aw John...I could have went all day without knowing that !:yum:
 

bczoom

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johnday said:
On their way out? Man, I haven't worn underwear forever. :eek: Checkout the John and Brian thread. Wouldn't be caught dead in a pair of panties. :tiphat:

No panties for me either but when I really want to get dressed up, I'll throw on a pair of my best Spiderman or Superman Underoos.
 

bczoom

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johnday said:
Man, I haven't worn underwear forever.

John,

It is important at times to wear underwear

An anecdote to show my point.

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
your vehicle.
A couple who drove their car to Walmart, had their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
 

johnday

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Brian; True story. A couple years ago, my partner and I were installing a skylight in a customers house. I was up on the roof stradling the opening wearing shorts. Really didn't think much one way or the other about the customers 21 yearold daughter in the room below. She must have liked the view, she watched for about an hour!! :whistle: :tiphat:
 

ddrane2115

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bczoom said:
John,

It is important at times to wear underwear

An anecdote to show my point.

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
your vehicle.
A couple who drove their car to Walmart, had their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.


oh my gosh! Wonder what she did next?
 

Rusty Shackleford

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Had to dig this up for the pizza guy!:w00t2::yum::yum:

Sir Knight of Dead Threads strikes again :hammer:


And for the record, I do NOT wear my pants this way. Yes, I wear boxers, but I also wear pants that are correct size for my waist. So they STAY at my waist. Everytime I see one of these dumbasses, I wanna pull their pants up for them in a nice deep wedgie, then throw them into traffic.
 

BRGTold

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Ive been switching from tighty white's to boxers..every time i go to general dollar..i buy a 2 pair pac....
 

pirate_girl

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So are whitey tities on their way out??

murph

Goodness, I hope not! rawwwrrrrrrrr :w00t2:
Had to dig this up for the pizza guy!:w00t2::yum::yum:
B R A T spells Muleman:yum:

Sir Knight of Dead Threads strikes again :hammer:
ahahaha!!!

Ive been switching from tighty white's to boxers..every time i go to general dollar..i buy a 2 pair pac....
Those starched Fruit Of The Looms, eh?


You can wash them don't you know!:yum::yum:

Good grief! :pat::yum:
 

fogtender

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I can't believe this is a thread?

Guys just don't talk underwear.... Well most don't unless a gal is wearing them, or not! :yum:
 

pirate_girl

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I thought all men liked having their junk secured, as in briefs.
It might be dangerous having the fruit and veg hanging freely in boxers.
Just a thought, you see..
 

fogtender

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I thought all men liked having their junk secured, as in briefs.
It might be dangerous having the fruit and veg hanging freely in boxers.
Just a thought, you see..


Nope, ain't telling any guy how my "Junk" is hangin...

Besides, whomever designed Boxer shorts didn't like men!
 

muleman

Gone But Not Forgotten
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Lithium just burns yours after a few times of trying to wash the brown out!:yum::yum::yum:
 

JEV

Mr. Congeniality
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Jev wants to discuss this topic.:yum::yum::yum:
What makes you think I want to talk about men's underwear...worn or not worn? I thought I made it clear I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body, and I have the panties to prove it...

































lace-hip-hugging-panties.jpg


Nice ass, huh?:yum:
 

luvs

'lil yinzer~
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i despise overly saggy pants on guys. it looks silly. as a woman, i wear ultlra low-rise, tho belted if not 0, 1 or 2's. like boxers on my man- for us. not fer all to see.
 

nixon

Boned
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I wear depends , and don't care what You all think about underwear fashion statements .:whistling:
 
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