Dear Abby,
My wife and daughter save 'things' that are worthless. Worse yet, they buy things that are of little or no use, then relegate them to a closet or a tupperware storage bin.
So every month or so my lovely wife turns into a monster akin to Godzilla, fire breathing and venom spewing. It all stems from the fact that she "lost" something and "needs it now." Usually a gift card, birthday card or something else small and easy to lose.
So this year I am asking for no gifts. I just want a dumpster.
Signed,
Husband of Hoarder
My wife and daughter save 'things' that are worthless. Worse yet, they buy things that are of little or no use, then relegate them to a closet or a tupperware storage bin.
So every month or so my lovely wife turns into a monster akin to Godzilla, fire breathing and venom spewing. It all stems from the fact that she "lost" something and "needs it now." Usually a gift card, birthday card or something else small and easy to lose.
So this year I am asking for no gifts. I just want a dumpster.
Signed,
Husband of Hoarder