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A true friend and golf buddy .

nixon

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A true friend for sure!!
A guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 PM after enjoying a great day of golf.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits at the kitchen table, open mouthed, listening to the tirade.
"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a f__king mess and the dishes are still in the sink. I'm completely exhausted! I didn't get enough sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my f__king pajamas? I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f__k did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid asshole???"
The husband responds,
"Because ... he's thinking of getting married..
 
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