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LEMON PICKERS NEEDED IN FLORIDA - ONLY US CITIZENS OR LEGAL IMMIGRANTS NEED APPLY “Lemon Pickers Needed” read the ad in the newspaper. Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs , Florida, read it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon grove,but seemed far too qualified for the job. She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan , and a master’s degree from Michigan State University. For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher. The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume. “However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?” "Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said… "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for Obama, and once for Hillary.” She started work yesterday.
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