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There Once Was a Man From Nantuckett

Melensdad

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And on that car's tombstone was written a tome . . .
 

Melensdad

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But not today, because Bonehead is sitting at home . . .
 

BoneheadNW

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I meant for you to rhyme it with Nantuckett!
Bone


EDIT BY BOB
. . . damn Bone, if you wanted us to rhyme with Nantuckett, then why did you start out by ending your first post with the word poem?
 

XeVfTEUtaAqJHTqq

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Kicked of my shoes, played some blues, and welded some hooks on my Front End Loader Bucket!
 

jakki

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I meant for you to rhyme it with Nantucket
This thread is sick as a bucket
Since Bonehead started it -- who would've thunk it
I think I could go for some Junket
But since that didn't make sense, I said F*** it!
Kicked off my shoes, played me some blues,
and welded some hooks on my Front End Loader Bucket!

to continue.....

The hooks they were sharper than nails
I shouldn't a had so much ale
I stabbed my left cheek, the hook it went deep
I needed someone to come pluck it......:smileywac

:D
 

BoneheadNW

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jakki said:
to continue.....

The hooks they were sharper than nails
I shouldn't a had so much ale
I stabbed my left cheek, the hook it went deep
I needed someone to come pluck it......:smileywac

:D
The doctor arrived in a jeep,
he said "Let me look at your cheek",
"Don't know bout the hook,
but while I'm taking a look,
your crack is 8 inches deep!"

Bonehead
 

Melensdad

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BoneheadNW said:
The doctor arrived in a jeep,
he said "Let me look at your cheek",
"Don't know bout the hook,
but while I'm taking a look,
your crack is 8 inches deep!"
Bonehead lives on an island, but not Nantucket
As an EMT he arrives on the scene to take take a peek
At the wound that is oh so deep,
But upon first sight of the wound in the sheep
He said Johnday must have ****ed it.
 

jakki

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B_Skurka said:
Bonehead lives on an island, but not Nantucket
As an EMT he arrives on the scene to take take a peek
At the wound that is oh so deep,
But upon first sight of the wound in the sheep
He said Johnday must have ****ed it.

The sheep? Well it wasn't a sheep
It was Skurka on all fours and meek
He'd been trying to rhyme
While he had some down-time
But clearly he's no Jimmy Buffet

:D
 

beds

New member
All that hair made him a "black sheep",
the lovely Mrs. S. didn't utter a peep,
"No wax and no Nair,
I like body hair",
and he told his FF friends to Suck it!
 

Doc

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A rapist's convicted, and hence is
Executed for all his offenses,
Thereafter, indeed,
His victims agreed
That the man was well-hung in both senses.
***********************
A hungry young fellow named Marvin
Sat dreaming of turkeys and carvin'.
So a lady brought Spam,
But he said, "Thank you, ma'am;
I prefer the alternative: starvin'."
 

BoneheadNW

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Doc, he seems so damn pure,
though now I'm not quite so sure,
his posts about blonds,
with their chests and behonds,
we know his mind's in the sewer!:yankchain:
Bonehead
 

Doc

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BoneheadNW said:
Doc, he seems so damn pure,
though now I'm not quite so sure,
his posts about blonds,
with their chests and behonds,
we know his mind's in the sewer!:yankchain:
Bonehead

:yum:
Darn, you're onto me. :eek: :bunnies: :bunnies:
 

Doc

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The fact of the matter is: Jack
Had long wanted Jill on her back;
So he told her some tale,
About filling a pail...
And then bungled his plan of attack.
________________________________

The sea captain's tender young bride
Fell into the bay at low tide,
You could tell by her squeals,
That some of the eels,
Had discovered a dark place to hide.
________________________________

There once was a man from Calcutta,
who liked to beat off in the gutter,
the heat of the street
melted his meat
and turned his cream into butter.
 

BoneheadNW

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There once was a woman who begat,
three babes named nat, pat, and tat,
was fun in the breeding,
but hell in the feeding,
when there wasn't enough tit for tat!
Bone
 
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