A friend sent me this in an e-mail and I just opened it this morning.....
Ha, my friend wrote this...
Well my parents finally took down the Christmas tree today, which inspired new words for "The Christmas Song." It goes something like this...
Hot dogs roasting on an open grill
Hot sand nipping at your toes
Beach Boy tunes being heard from a sill
And folks dressed down like common hoes
EVERYBODY KNOWS a slurpee and some ceiling fans
Help to make the season cool
Tiny tots drinking can after can
Will surely go to pee in the pool
THEY KNOW that school is on the way
It feels like only yesterday that it was May
And every mother’s child is gonna cry
When father yells get out of bed before you die
And so I’m offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
It’s never been said any time, any way
Merry June, Eleventh to you
Ha, my friend wrote this...
Well my parents finally took down the Christmas tree today, which inspired new words for "The Christmas Song." It goes something like this...
Hot dogs roasting on an open grill
Hot sand nipping at your toes
Beach Boy tunes being heard from a sill
And folks dressed down like common hoes
EVERYBODY KNOWS a slurpee and some ceiling fans
Help to make the season cool
Tiny tots drinking can after can
Will surely go to pee in the pool
THEY KNOW that school is on the way
It feels like only yesterday that it was May
And every mother’s child is gonna cry
When father yells get out of bed before you die
And so I’m offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
It’s never been said any time, any way
Merry June, Eleventh to you