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A couple more elephant jokes.

Ice Queen

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Cracker jokes - sorry!

Q. What do you get if you cross a fish and two elephants?
A. Swimming trunks.

Q. Why can't two elephants go swimming?
A. They only have one pair of trunks.
 

fogtender

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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute?
A: One that works for peanuts and will remember you forever..

Q: What is the white stuff between the elephant's toes?
A: Slow missionaries.

Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: To hide in the strawberries patch.
 

Dmorency

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How do you kill a blue elephant?







With a blue gun.

How do you kill a pink pig?







Did you say a pink gun?? Will that's wrong.:doh:
You kick him in the crotch til he turns blue and then you shoot him with the blue gun.:w00t2:
 
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