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tsaw and rusty's neverending party thread!!!!!!
- Thread starter Rusty Shackleford
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awesome, lobo!!!!
10 things only women understand
10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.
8. Crying can be fun.
7. FAT CLOTHES.
6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:
1. OTHER WOMEN!
Send this on to all the women you are grateful to have as friends.
10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.
8. Crying can be fun.
7. FAT CLOTHES.
6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:
1. OTHER WOMEN!
Send this on to all the women you are grateful to have as friends.
A man bumps into a Woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes
into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and
says, Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive
me."
She replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."
into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and
says, Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive
me."
She replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."
damn straight
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQxgv4QtKM8"]YouTube- Denis Leary - Coffee[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQxgv4QtKM8"]YouTube- Denis Leary - Coffee[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EGCwPXDR-0&NR=1"]YouTube- Denis Leary - Let Nature take its course[/ame]
and i love that last tune, lobo!