Cowboy walks into a bar. It's been a while, so he's looking to find a little action. After a few beers, he gets up courage to start talking to the women in the bar, but he as little success. He's shot down time after time.
After several more beers, he sidles up to one of the bar's regulars. They begin chatting. She's matching him beer for beer, and she's making him laugh between drags of her Marlboro 100's.
Happy with his success, and emboldened by the alcohol, Cowboy says to the lady "You know, I'm kinda lonely. The conversation's nice, but I'd kinda like a little pussy..."
She takes a swig of her beer, and a drag off her smoke. "You know," she says, "so would I. Mine's as big as a hat..."