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Dmorency

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[SIZE=+1]A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is
washing her “ private area” and notices that there is a response on the monitor when he touches
her. They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him,” Crazy as this sounds,
maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma. ” The husband is skeptical,
but they assure him that they'll close the curtains for privacy. Besides it's worth a try. The hubby
finally agrees and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flatlines. . .
no pulse. . . no heartrate. The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling
up his pants and says, “ I think she choked. ” [/SIZE]
 
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