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Wife won't let me buy a surf board?!?

Melensdad

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After 3 days of driving we finally made it to the beach. Get here and the lovely Mrs_B tells me that I am too old, too feeble and too grey to buy a surf board. Not sure, but I think she muttered something about not enough life insurance under her breath.

So I did manage to play with one of those little wake boards in the waves, but I'm still thinking a surf board may be fun.

Hoping to get into some of the backwaters on a kayak later this week. There are lots of marsh waters in the park areas here (St John's County ~ St Augustine Beach Florida area) that we can take the kayaks into to do some bird watching. Tomorrow will probably be spent doing some walking around the old town, but today was a beach day.
 

Melensdad

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I've been relegated to baggy shorts.
 

pirate_girl

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I've been relegated to baggy shorts.
*picturing Bob on a surf board, baggy shorts falling down and a tune playing in the background*:smile:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UofdWQG346k"]YouTube - Surfaris - Wipeout[/ame]
 

EastTexFrank

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I've been relegated to baggy shorts.

That should be quite a picture with the Hawaiian shirts. :yum:

Please Bob, take your wife's advice. Remember what happened last time you went on the water .... you lost all the guy's guns. We can't have a mishap like that again, even if it is just a a .380. :whistling:
 

HulaMac

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Besides, those Florida waves are pretty tame.

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I wish we could say the same for the sharks. :unsure:
 

Erik

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maybe you should threaten to buy a windsurfer so you can practice on the lakes at home?
 

bczoom

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So I did manage to play with one of those little wake boards in the waves, but I'm still thinking a surf board may be fun.
So is a jet ski. Aim for the jet ski and have her settle on the surf board.
 

Melensdad

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Like a shark would do that.. we all know he probably packs in the ocean too...:whistling:

Nope, no packing on the beach. However I have a whole office full of lawyers that will scare away the sharks :unsure:
 
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