A fellow walks into a Catholic church and asks the priest if he would perform a funeral for his dog. The priest informs the man that funerals for animals were not performed in this church.
However, says the priest, there is new church that just opened down the street and that maybe they would be interested.
Great says the fellow, I have 5 grand to spend on the funeral and I am sure being a new church, they could use the start up money.
Hold on, says the priest. You never told me the dog was Catholic. :th_lmao: