A boy was born without a body, just a head.
His parents didn't know what to do with him so they put him on a little table at the top of the stairs.
On his 18th birthday his mother gets a call from the hospital and they ask her if she gave birth to a son 18 years ago born without a body.
She says yes and the Dr. says we have a body thats been decapitated and we think we can attach it to your sons head.
She hangs up and calls up the stairs to her son "son I have wonderful news, a birthday gift for you"
He says " I hope its not another fucking hat!"
His parents didn't know what to do with him so they put him on a little table at the top of the stairs.
On his 18th birthday his mother gets a call from the hospital and they ask her if she gave birth to a son 18 years ago born without a body.
She says yes and the Dr. says we have a body thats been decapitated and we think we can attach it to your sons head.
She hangs up and calls up the stairs to her son "son I have wonderful news, a birthday gift for you"
He says " I hope its not another fucking hat!"