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At the movies ...

Doc

Bottoms Up
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A man took the aisle seat at the movie theater, but just as the feature was finally about to start, a blonde made her way from the center of the row to the aisle with a flurry of "Excuse me, sorry, oops, pardon me…" etc. As she crawled over the man at the aisle, he asked, "Couldn't you have done this earlier?" In a loud whisper, she replied, "No. They just showed the 'Turn off your cell phone' message and mine is in the car!"
 
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