drink order

Drink order----

A pompous minister was seated next to a hillbilly on a flight across the country. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The hillbilly asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before
him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch these lips." The hillbilly then handed his drink back to
the flight attendant and said, "Shit, me too. I didn't know we got a choice."

Now, be honest, you're not talking about a "hillbilly", are you? You're talking about guys from your original home town.