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Default Hiking Through Tennessee

I was hiking through Tennessee, and I came upon a cabin. There was a man sitting on the porch with a big bottle in front of him. He called over to me, "Hey boy, get over here." Pointing to the bottle, he asked, "You know what this is?"

"I don't know."

"It's moonshine you idiot. Why don't you take a drink?"

"No thanks," I said.

All of a sudden he pulled out a pistol and pointed it at me. "If you don't take a drink, I'll blow your head off!"

Terrified, I took a drink. It was the worst thing I ever tasted. It burned going down, I thought I was going to throw up.

Then he handed me the pistol and said, "Now you point that gun at me so I can take a drink."
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