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Old 06-18-2013, 06:57 PM
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Default For All of You Pilots Out There

Pilot Joke

The passengers on a small plane are a quite surprised when the pilots arrive.

The pilots walk up the aisle, both wearing dark glasses. One has a seeing-eye dog, the other is tapping his way with a white-tipped cane.

The cockpit door closes, the engines start up.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway. People by the windows realize they're heading right towards the water at the end of the runway.

Panic ensues. Screams fill the air. At that very moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly.

Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot turns to the pilot. "Y'know, Bob," he says. "One day they're going to scream too late, and we're all gonna die."





Now my question is how do they know when to land, where, and how? Looking forward to your answers guys.
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Default Re: For All of You Pilots Out There

It's not optional. They'll land.
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Yeah. When they run out of gas.
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