ATM drive through usage

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been
> developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender."
>
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> MALE PROCEDURE:
> 1. Drive up to the cash machine.
> 2. Put down your car window.
> 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
> 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
> 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
> 6. Put window up.
> 7. Drive off.
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> FEMALE PROCEDURE:
> What is really funny is that most of this pa rt is the Truth.!!!!
>
> 1. Drive up to cash machine.
> 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the
> machine.
> 3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
> 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
> 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
> 6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
> 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
> distance from the car.
> 8. Insert card.
> 9. Re-insert card the right way.
> 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside
> back page.
> 11. Enter PIN.
> 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
> 13. Enter amount of cash required.
> 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
> 15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
> 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
> 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of
> checkbook.
> 18. Re-check makeup.
> 19. Drive forward 2 feet.
> 20. Reverse back to cash machine.
> 21. Retrieve card.
> 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
> provided!
> 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
> 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
> 25. Redial person on cell phone.
> 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
> 27. Release Parking Brake.
>

How true!

M.C.P.

Ice Queen said:

M.C.P.

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Ice Queen said:

M.C.P.

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You've shown amazing restraint.

Male Chauvenist Pig!!!!

Hey thats not nice it was just a joke????????????????????

mbsieg said:

Hey thats not nice it was just a joke????????????????????

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Are you sure? I was at an ATM last week and I'm pretty sure that was close to being the exact scenario. The difference in my situation is that between steps 12 and 13 there was a balance inquiry performed that needed to be matched to the amount in her check book.

bczoom said:

Are you sure? I was at an ATM last week and I'm pretty sure that was close to being the exact scenario. The difference in my situation is that between steps 12 and 13 there was a balance inquiry performed that needed to be matched to the amount in her check book.

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Who can't take a joke???????????????

So I'm at the drive through again last night.

Yea, just my luck... there's a woman in front of me at the machine. Well, she's pushing buttons and such. I look through her rear window into her rear-view mirror and see she's talking to herself.

A loonnnngggggg time passes and she's still pushing buttons but no money or receipts are coming out.

Well, I'm thinking the machine is broken and she's trying to get her card out. I get out of the truck and approach her to inquire as to whether the ATM is working.

Me: "Is the machine broken? I see you're pushing a lot of buttons but nothing is coming out."
Her: "No, it's working fine".
Me: "Then why hasn't it done anything?"
Her: "Because I'm not making a withdraw. It's just a free place for me to learn Spanish".

Just kidding ladies