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Doc

Bottoms Up
Staff member
GOLD Site Supporter
Abby couldn't answer them .....can you?

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-
aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid
twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen
a man go into, or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be
Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, fowl language and violence
on my VCR?

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was
raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50. an hour
every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank
until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through
mental pause.

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to
send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and
he is a doctor. Now what do I do?
 

Junkman

Extra Super Moderator
Uh.... Doc........ do you read the Joke forum or just post to it??????? :yankchain:

Click on the little guy with the chain to see what you have been missing all this time........... :hide:
 
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