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Bob at the super bowl

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Just Plinkin Away the $$
The Perfect Super Bowl Seat!

Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his
company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the
stadium he realized the seat was in the last row in the
corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear
Blimp than the field!
About halfway through the first quarter, Bob noticed
an empty seat 10 rows off the field right on the 50-
yard line.
He decided to take a chance and made his way
through the stadium and around the security guards to
the empty seat.
As he sat down, he asked the gentleman sitting next
to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?"
The man said "No."
Very excited to be in such a great seat for the game,
Bob said to the man next to him, "This is incredible!
Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at
the Super Bowl and not use it?!"
The man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to
me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she
passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't
attended together since we got married in 1967."
"That's really sad," said Bob, "But still, couldn't you
find someone to take the seat? A relative or a close
friend?"
"No," the man replied, "They're all at the funeral."
 
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