• Please be sure to read the rules and adhere to them. Some banned members have complained that they are not spammers. But they spammed us. Some even tried to redirect our members to other forums. Duh. Be smart. Read the rules and adhere to them and we will all get along just fine. Cheers. :beer: Link to the rules: https://www.forumsforums.com/threads/forum-rules-info.2974/

Sermon

pirate_girl

legendary ⚓
GOLD Site Supporter
A man went to church one Sunday.

After.. he stopped to shake the preacher's hand.

He said, "Preacher, I'll tell you what... that was a damned fine sermon! Damned good!"

The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity."

The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"

The preacher ; "Damn...no shit??!!"
 
Top