A man went to church one Sunday.
After.. he stopped to shake the preacher's hand.
He said, "Preacher, I'll tell you what... that was a damned fine sermon! Damned good!"
The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity."
The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"
The preacher ; "Damn...no shit??!!"
After.. he stopped to shake the preacher's hand.
He said, "Preacher, I'll tell you what... that was a damned fine sermon! Damned good!"
The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity."
The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"
The preacher ; "Damn...no shit??!!"