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SShepherd

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i FRACKING HATE IT

you can't eat it, smoke it, burn it, feed it to animals, turn it into gasoline

what's the damn point ! Why haven't the greenies rallied on it for it's use of gas in ineffecent motors for a useless cause of cutting grass.

I have better things to do than walk back and forth acrost my yard 100's of times/year.

I hate mowing the yard
 
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SShepherd said:
Why haven't the greenies rallied on it for it's use of gas in ineffecent motors for a useless cause of cutting grass.
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Instead, they made laws on how tall you can let it go.

SShepherd said:
I have better things to do than walk back and forth acrost my yard 100's of times/year.
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Sounds like you need a rider (with a cup holder so you can enjoy a beverage).
 
Doc

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If your yard is not conducive to a rider then you could let a neighbor kid earn a few bucks mowing your grass for you.

or ..... Lawn services will do it for you but they charge so much that after paying them you'll say heck with that I'll mow it myself. Maybe you won't hate it so much then. Hire the most expensive lawn service you can find. That'll do it.
 
SShepherd

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Doc said:
If your yard is not conducive to a rider then you could let a neighbor kid earn a few bucks mowing your grass for you.

or ..... Lawn services will do it for you but they charge so much that after paying them you'll say heck with that I'll mow it myself. Maybe you won't hate it so much then. Hire the most expensive lawn service you can find. That'll do it.
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yer not helping
 
Dargo

Dargo

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I prefer only using my lawn mower with A/C and HEPA filtration. :biggrin: My wife can get all the sun she wants on her diesel Grasshopper mowing. Besides, I hate the dang bugs when mowing just as much as anything else.
 
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XeVfTEUtaAqJHTqq

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I've found that no matter how much money I spend on mowers and equipment the job still sucks after about 30 minutes.
 
muleman

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Use a big tractor and a bush hog. Does not take long and instead of mowing in circles around stuff just chop it up!:whistling:
 
SShepherd

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norscaner said:
Try getting a goat ....short lawn in the summer, meat in the winter. It doesn't get any greener than that.:smile:
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i wouldn't mind, but the HH6 hates anything goat.

that means I'd have to get a cow, then it would be one of these
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then it wuld poop all over...I'd have build it a barn....FAIL
 
NorthernRedneck

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You could either gravel or pave the whole yard. Problem solved!!! No mowing. No feeding cows or goats. life is good!!!
 
JEV

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Move to Alaska or Arizona where they don't encourage grass growing (except on the golf courses)
 
ki0ho

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How bout a truck load of cement and a can of green paint....then mow it with a hose once a month?:biggrin:
 
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