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Big Penis and other interresting facts I have discovered

BigAl

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Ok , once again I think I have proven that some of my best Ideas or thoughts come after a few drinks in the evening or sitting on the pot . Sometimes both at the same time .

Now I think I have hit on a scientific breakthrough in natural Penis enlargement .

We all seen the picture of some skinny dude with a trouser snake for a penis .Looks like a third arm growing from his crotch . I myself have often thought they were Photoshopped for effect . I think I have now proven that is a wrong assumption on my part .These were former fat men that lost wieght . Stay with me now as I explain .

I have never seen a picture of a fat man with a big one eyed love moster . Most overwieght men have squint eye love worms .

The size of a mans feet or hands has nothing to do with penis length though I tried that trick many times in bars by wearing fake clown shoes and those rubber hands you get at sporting events . Success rate is about 10% for anyone who wants to know . Now back on topic ....

I personally have not seen my man tool in about 20 years as I have it tucked under a little lean too shed roof I built for it after getting married and having many fine meals prepared by my wife .

So I am sitting on the pot and notice that my belly is shrinking from the life change I have made in my eating habits . About the same time I notice something else that I have not seen in about 20 years . It looks like it is getting taller . After finishing my paperwork I study myself in the mirror . Sure as shit , that baby is growing . Oh Yea !!! May be 57 years late but that baby is making process . I run to tell the wife about my new found discovery and she says " yea whatever, you want another drink "
? Wifes do not seem to get excited easily .
So I start thinking about how this came about . When I started losing all that weight I should have had excess belly skin but I have none now . I believe that all that excess skin was used by my penis to make a longer one . At the rate I am going I am likely to be 15" maybe 20 " in the next 5 months .
I may have to go off my new diet change . I really hope I don't lose a lot of weight in my face . I like my nose the lenght it is . :unsure:
 
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Big Dog

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Want it to grow some more??


Shave the crop .................... don't ask me how I know .................. :yum::w00t2::yum:

Fertilizer has to go somewhere ................... :hide:
 

thcri

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Personally I think someone hijacked Al's account and posted this as a joke. That or Al is drinking way more than he should be which I don't believe either since he made no spelling errors in his post. Al what the heck were you thinking? :yum:
 

BigAl

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You Know a Man has a scientific break thru and everybody pokes fun of him . I may have discovered something more valuable than Dr pepper and Rum . I'm telling you guys ,this is really big (no pun intended) news .

It also now appears that Murph has also proved that along with Penis growth I have also learned to spell better by losing weight . Its damn near a miracle !!!
:smile:
Stay tuned for more exciting news as it happens !!!!:w00t2:
 

BigAl

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So you were drinking :whistling::whistling: And I can see how the two mixed would make one delirious. :yum:

Well I guess if you don't believe me I will just go take a picture..... Be right back .

And by the way I just spelt Hippopotamus without looking it up !!!!
 

BigAl

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OK! . Heres a picture of me earlier today when I left my zipper down by mistake . As you can see it scared the hell out of a few boys in huntin camp !
 

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thcri

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Al, has anyone ever told you the grass on the other side of the fence isn't as green as you may think?? :whistling:


Have you ever heard the term, stand closer, it is not as long as you think?:biggrin:
 

BigAl

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Al, has anyone ever told you the grass on the other side of the fence isn't as green as you may think?? :whistling:


Have you ever heard the term, stand closer, it is not as long as you think?:biggrin:

Yea ...go ahead and laugh . I'm losing weight and a big dick now . Just ask anybody . I was even called that before I lost weight !!! So there !!!:biggrin:
 

thcri

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Yea ...go ahead and laugh . I'm losing weight and a big dick now . Just ask anybody . I was even called that before I lost weight !!! So there !!!:biggrin:


I thought you were gaining not losing a big ERRRR Holy crap why am I allowing you to drag me into this one.
 

OhioTC18

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That or Al is drinking way more than he should be which I don't believe either since he made no spelling errors in his post.

Yes he has, in the title of the thread.............can you spell interesting? :w00t2:
 

BigAl

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Yea but he typically has his quotes all wrong with lots of spelling errors. Major improvement :hide: :poke:
Well Thanks a lot... jerk ! You ever thought maybe I spelt them right and everybody else is wrong .

Hell I spent a 1/3 of my time in Calif learning rap , A 1/3 of my time in Idaho learning redneck and a 1/3 of my time learning to speak bad Spanish in Panama .

I got problems you can't even imagine !:bonk::finger1:
 

JEV

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WTF are you doing searching for a penis? Did you lose yours?:whistling:
 

muleman

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Looking for dickheads....look who shows up!:yum::yum::yum: Actually someone was viewing it and I just bumped it!:clap:
 

FrancSevin

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So you are suggesting that if i can part with my pillow pet tummy, My sex life will improve expotentialy?

This sounds great but I sure hope my lovely wife will want to participate. Me and the pillow pet have a soft warm bond I would hate to give up.
 
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