Ok , once again I think I have proven that some of my best Ideas or thoughts come after a few drinks in the evening or sitting on the pot . Sometimes both at the same time .
Now I think I have hit on a scientific breakthrough in natural Penis enlargement .
We all seen the picture of some skinny dude with a trouser snake for a penis .Looks like a third arm growing from his crotch . I myself have often thought they were Photoshopped for effect . I think I have now proven that is a wrong assumption on my part .These were former fat men that lost wieght . Stay with me now as I explain .
I have never seen a picture of a fat man with a big one eyed love moster . Most overwieght men have squint eye love worms .
The size of a mans feet or hands has nothing to do with penis length though I tried that trick many times in bars by wearing fake clown shoes and those rubber hands you get at sporting events . Success rate is about 10% for anyone who wants to know . Now back on topic ....
I personally have not seen my man tool in about 20 years as I have it tucked under a little lean too shed roof I built for it after getting married and having many fine meals prepared by my wife .
So I am sitting on the pot and notice that my belly is shrinking from the life change I have made in my eating habits . About the same time I notice something else that I have not seen in about 20 years . It looks like it is getting taller . After finishing my paperwork I study myself in the mirror . Sure as shit , that baby is growing . Oh Yea !!! May be 57 years late but that baby is making process . I run to tell the wife about my new found discovery and she says " yea whatever, you want another drink "
? Wifes do not seem to get excited easily .
So I start thinking about how this came about . When I started losing all that weight I should have had excess belly skin but I have none now . I believe that all that excess skin was used by my penis to make a longer one . At the rate I am going I am likely to be 15" maybe 20 " in the next 5 months .
I may have to go off my new diet change . I really hope I don't lose a lot of weight in my face . I like my nose the lenght it is .
Now I think I have hit on a scientific breakthrough in natural Penis enlargement .
We all seen the picture of some skinny dude with a trouser snake for a penis .Looks like a third arm growing from his crotch . I myself have often thought they were Photoshopped for effect . I think I have now proven that is a wrong assumption on my part .These were former fat men that lost wieght . Stay with me now as I explain .
I have never seen a picture of a fat man with a big one eyed love moster . Most overwieght men have squint eye love worms .
The size of a mans feet or hands has nothing to do with penis length though I tried that trick many times in bars by wearing fake clown shoes and those rubber hands you get at sporting events . Success rate is about 10% for anyone who wants to know . Now back on topic ....
I personally have not seen my man tool in about 20 years as I have it tucked under a little lean too shed roof I built for it after getting married and having many fine meals prepared by my wife .
So I am sitting on the pot and notice that my belly is shrinking from the life change I have made in my eating habits . About the same time I notice something else that I have not seen in about 20 years . It looks like it is getting taller . After finishing my paperwork I study myself in the mirror . Sure as shit , that baby is growing . Oh Yea !!! May be 57 years late but that baby is making process . I run to tell the wife about my new found discovery and she says " yea whatever, you want another drink "
? Wifes do not seem to get excited easily .
So I start thinking about how this came about . When I started losing all that weight I should have had excess belly skin but I have none now . I believe that all that excess skin was used by my penis to make a longer one . At the rate I am going I am likely to be 15" maybe 20 " in the next 5 months .
I may have to go off my new diet change . I really hope I don't lose a lot of weight in my face . I like my nose the lenght it is .
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