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Old 12-05-2018, 08:56 AM
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Who am I?

I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by todayís standards, makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.

I am mostly non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I was christened by my parents, which now labels me as an infidel.

I am retired, which makes me useless.

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individualís merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loan debts and little or no debt, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.

I believe in the defense and protection of my country and I honor those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant.

Please help me come to terms with the new meÖ because Iím just not sure who the hell I am anymore!

Funny Öitís all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!

As if all this nonsense wasnít enough to deal with.. Now Iím not even sure which toilet to go into!
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Who are you? You are a proud, patriotic, conservative citizen of the United States of America! You are simply confused because you have listened to LSM - the Lie Streaming Media - too much. I recomend a week without "news" Input of any kind. You'll be amazed by how much better you feel!
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i'm Aubrey-- God defines me; not them--
bring it; don't sing it!

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