Oh my Hatchimal won't hatch. I think I will take a hammer and smash the whole batch. A sledge hammer maybe? Or is that a ball-peen hammer that I see?
Or perhaps a baseball bat to give them a smack? A two by four to give them a whack?
Actually I'm lying don't you know? Because before I would buy one on trees money would need to grow!
http://money.cnn.com/2016/12/27/technology/hatchimals-wont-hatch-complaints/
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Hatchimals-Draggles-By-Spin-Master/50676611