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When I was a kid, my brother took going to jail really badly.
He refused all offers of food and drink, spat and swore at anyone who came near him.
After that, we never played Monopoly again.
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Why did God create man before woman?
Because He did not want any advice.
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Starting today!
I'm going to live everyday like it's my last.
And who would want to clean the house on their last day on earth?
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If I was really rich, I’d do nothing all day.
Except from a much nicer recliner!
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I can remember when women treated me like God
Thought of me when they needed something.
Forgot about me when things were going well.
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I have learned that the best way to hang up on someone is to do it in the middle of your own sentence.
Then the other person thinks it's just a dropped call.
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A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They are appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl's mom says, "Dear, he doesn't seem to be a very nice boy."
"Oh, please, Mom!" says the daughter.
"If he wasn't nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?"
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Wow, if you think things improve with age,
attend a class reunion!
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Being a vegetarian is
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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant.

Then I changed my mind.
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They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a typo.
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I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
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Had a dream I was a muffler last night.
Woke up exhausted..
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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can
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