The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this
Congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot
tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the
party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this
Christian Family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to
face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be
forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and
confess your transgression." Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would
stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her
voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding.
I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a
couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
Congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot
tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the
party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this
Christian Family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to
face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be
forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and
confess your transgression." Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would
stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her
voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding.
I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a
couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."