JackieBlue
Banned
Pet Peeves from the Dog
10. Blaming your farts on me…not funny…not funny at all.
9. Yelling at me for barking…I AM A DOG!!
8. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn’t all over everything
while you are gone. Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little
like cat spit?!
7. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?
6. Any trick that involves balancing anything on my nose…stop it.
5. Yelling at me for peeing and rubbing my bum on your carpet. Why’d you
buy carpet?
4. Dog sweaters. Hello…have you notice the fur?
3. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew up
your stuff when you are not at home.
2.When you pick up poop in the yard. Do you realize how far behind
schedule that puts me?
And the #1 pet peeve from the dog’s perspective…
The slight of hand, fake-fetch-throw. You fooled a dog!
What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
10. Blaming your farts on me…not funny…not funny at all.
9. Yelling at me for barking…I AM A DOG!!
8. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn’t all over everything
while you are gone. Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little
like cat spit?!
7. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?
6. Any trick that involves balancing anything on my nose…stop it.
5. Yelling at me for peeing and rubbing my bum on your carpet. Why’d you
buy carpet?
4. Dog sweaters. Hello…have you notice the fur?
3. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew up
your stuff when you are not at home.
2.When you pick up poop in the yard. Do you realize how far behind
schedule that puts me?
And the #1 pet peeve from the dog’s perspective…
The slight of hand, fake-fetch-throw. You fooled a dog!
What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
