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The Official you might be a Democrat Thread!

tiredretired

tiredretired

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Are you a Democrat? You are if:

You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a tax hike because..."

You got teary-eyed during the film "The American President."

You've never been mugged.

You believe personal injury lawyers when they say they are just trying to defend the little guy.

Anyone else have any to add? This is FUN! :biggrin:
 
tiredretired

tiredretired

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You believe everything the government does is good and when they control health care things are going to get even better.
 
jimbo

jimbo

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You believe that guns walk into theaters and fire themselves.

You believe that crazy people are just misundertstood

When referring to environment and fiscal policy, your most used words are might, may, could, and possibly.
 
XeVfTEUtaAqJHTqq

XeVfTEUtaAqJHTqq

Master of Distraction
Staff member
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You think the government should provide for those less fortunate than you but it should be paid for by those more fortunate than you.
 
XeVfTEUtaAqJHTqq

XeVfTEUtaAqJHTqq

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You think Christians are misogynist chauvinistic biggots but Muslim's are the religon of peace and should be welcomed with open arms.
 
XeVfTEUtaAqJHTqq

XeVfTEUtaAqJHTqq

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You think it is OK to welcome racist, bigoted, anti-gay Louis Farrakhan to your city but you want to ban a christian chicken sandwich seller.
 
muleman

muleman

Gone But Not Forgotten
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You contribute to a government program for over 40 years and don't mind when they call it an entitlement.
 
Catavenger

Catavenger

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You don't know the difference between an assault rifle and a BB gun (watch out you will put your eye out.)
 
muleman

muleman

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You think gun registration is OK and those lists will never be used for gun confiscations.
 
luvs

luvs

'lil yinzer~
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you're uncertain if u should shoot the burglar in ur home or dial 5-0 & offer the perp a drink while yinz wait fer 'em to arrive.

you find that the ounces alloted in a drink is great....... although you've just run a marathon in the afternoon sun in july, & that 16-ounce drink they alloted jus' wasn't enough.
 
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Kane

Kane

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If you fail to see that the "collective" breeds mediocrity, but see "profit" as a four-letter word, then ...
 
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